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Funky Wizards (feat. Quartz Relic)

from Wizard by Benjamin Bear

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I'm a magical man with two magical hands
and i've come to spread magic all over the land
since the days of old sprites and elves
i bring the fire so you might wanna check yourself
i'm too funky
but all these witches love me
down ass wizards can't get enough of me
hocus - straight to the pocus
can't see me? y'all better focus
locusts - i bringing plagues to the haters
an ill rhyme sayer - grip the main layer
al'thae teock tomuss ilvo lie kair
i keep it hot like a dragon's lair
still immortal but i'm young enough
to save kingdoms and bring them the funky stuff
no illusions - this is real ass magic
y'all just mad cuz you just don't have it

We some funky wizards / when you steppin to us you better check yourself
for if you keep on steppin / we will cast an exit spell and you'll end up in hell

(Quartz Relic)
The rage of a black mage, I'll poop where I wanna
All over your pizza watch me ruin a katana
With my ten pound iguanas, bred in osaka
I'm summonin Quetzalcoatl with these golden maraccas
Yo when I'm rollin through go and shake that staff
I'll be sippin on cold brews watching grass turn black
Dropped bombs with Rydia so I went to Mysidia
Got more than I could handle so they turned me to an animal
Getttin my beast mode on you might call me Jesus,
but honestly I'm more of a penis
Put my wand in a cup I tend to cleanse diseases
Fuck birds and bees I'm teaching all the young wizards
About the worlds of skeez, and ralph bakshi
Obscene like Palpatine I keep the spellbook nasty
Shivers up my spine i got em binded tightly
So succubi dont leave me dying when they ride me


Time stops - i'll rewind and reverse it
been so long - no need to rehearse it
i got it perfect there is no copy
dark forces - they can't stop me
they keep trying to break these spells
but their fate foretells of a great farewell
we can all tell - they won't succeed
cuz a light will shine in our time of need
and the ancient ways will carry us
to a brand new age of wisdom
this magic's made for tearing up
and breaking down the system
through my prism - i can see it all
their time is up when the kingdom falls
just heed the call - we beaming up
better check yourself when you step to us

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from Wizard, released October 30, 2012

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Benjamin Bear Fort Worth, Texas

In 1750, Benjamin Franklin was observed by over fifteen residents of Philadelphia as he branded an unidentified man with an Illuminati insignia. He was overheard telling one of his associates, “my work will be done once Benjamin Bear arrives to complete it.”

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