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nerdcore

by Benjamin Bear

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1.
Hey I think I changed the world today I made friends with black guy, hung out with a gay And we drove around Doing black and gay things We got offended when these assholes say things We started protests and held up our signs And yelled at people when they got out of line And then we went to the malt shop and ordered some shakes And everybody was incredibly great! We watched a film And we complained a lot About How minorities weren't part of the plot We fought the man And threw up our hands And talked awhile about us starting a band And then we got high Because we're stereotypes We tried to watch Glee But it was nothing we liked And it was so cool And now you can face it There's no way that I could ever be racist. Ok Now you be talking too much I know that you're nuts And probably touched But dammit, I said shut up Cuz I ain't giving a fuck And people just keep saying the stuff Why won't they shut up? They do it day after day I don't wanna stay I can't get away Why won't they shut up? I still ain't giving a fuck But they keep on flapping their gums So Stabble stabble, I'm the hammurderer Got my drink mix and fancy furs Sitting on top Of the world Baxter Stockman Roborats taking over, watch my Walkman That's an antique, you ain't gonna find that now Pink lemonade Walk it out and slap that cow Take your shoes off When you up inside my home And don't disrespect my garden gnomes! I came to waste things Mostly myself Ginger minger binging in the kitchen with help And she's a sleestak You better watch yourself Shake ya ass Come on down to Taco Bell I can arrange that Because I'm true to the game Kamikaze pilots going down in flames Keep it historical World War, honey Hoveround Tom Kruze show me the money Ok Now you be talking too much I know that you're nuts And probably touched But dammit, I said shut up Cuz I ain't giving a fuck And people just keep saying the stuff Why won't they shut up? They do it day after day I don't wanna stay I can't get away Why won't they shut up? I still ain't giving a fuck But they keep on flapping their gums
2.
Hey little kitty kat Hey yo what's up with that You shooting rainbows out your back like a backpack I'm taking back your facts Hey look I'm real cool Oh no I'm lying to you, I'm still a damn fool But I don't care Look how I'm rapping here And everything I do I keep it crystal clear You got nothing to fear Because I'm really lame And it'll be a fucking miracle if I get fame But I'm a do this And I'm a say that And then I'll wave my arms and wear a stupid hat Cuz I'm a wizard Abracadabra Make you disappear, reach out and then I grab ya And then I light things Using my lighter Because that's how modern people mastered fire You could write a whole essay about how bad I suck But guess what? I don't really give a fuck And you can't be Cooler than me Baby, can't you see I'm the best in history? And yes, I am a nerd Or haven't you heard? I'm still hanging tough So rough So ruff. So Who's the man with the master plan? Hey It's that bear they call Benjamin And I wanted to tell everyone I'm back again But nobody cared Cuz I ain't got no friends And I'm on Facebook Posting like I'm always drunk And I ain't getting crunk I'm just really bored and I think it's fun People told me they want more of me acting dumb So here's some random words From a drug addled tongue And I've been labeled as the worst of the worst And at first it hurt But I became alert To the fact that these haters ain't got no taste Cuz they'd rather sit around and suck each other's face So do it You can even put your back into it Drop it to the ground and get the nasty fluid What was I saying? Well I forgot So, find me in the club and drop it like it's hot And you can't be Cooler than me Baby, can't you see I'm the best in history? And yes, I am a nerd Or haven't you heard? I'm still hanging tough So rough So ruff.
3.
B Bear On the track Just in case you can't read Or the place is packed And I'm A sexual astronaut Man I don't give a fuck if you wear pants or not I'll take you out of this world and I'll leave you high All you really get is a chance to try And it's a nerdcore album, right? (YEAH!) Mario, Mario, Sonic and Nights Swag, Shine, Onomatopoeia Don't eat that or you'll get diarrhea Don't be fat or they won't wanna see ya Living in a world where you driving a Kia Driving into work on a Sunday That's my funday Sit like a plane on a runway Back Forth Side to side I'm a literal electric slide You know my name Look up the number. Rags Riches Swag Bitches Came in late with the lag Ditch it Going to the lake with my Dad Fishing Tell me where the fine ladies at? Kitchen Sandwich, Manwich No I got standards Hanging round my neck like I'm rocking a lanyard Now I got a backstage pass Tell these groupies that I don't want ass Taking those classes Dip in it molasses Sitting in a pasture Wishing I was faster Last year Everything is just like craft beer Making fun of hipsters working as a cashier Swag So hip-hop I don't need to flip-flop Couldn't tell the time if you bought me a wristwatch Yes, I know that it's basic But face it I just don't like bracelets. You know my name Look up the number. Well I don't like Earth so much Cuz everything's too damn dangerous And I'm the kind of guy who's strange enough To get blamed for the way that I make shit up And I know that everybody worked hard (HARD) But it still sucked a whole lot of balls (BALLS) And if you want my respect, you can write a check And make sure that you don't retard And I'm just a guy Keeping that faith alive B-E-N-Ja-M-I-N B-E-A-R I'm high Oh my God Look up at the stars Thinking about space gets me so hard So Now that you know all about my name You can get the fuck out my yard You know my name Look up the number.
4.
Power isn't all it's cracked up to be And here's a lesson you can learn A little history And this is a story all bout how The whole damn world turned upside down With just a little button press and then the silence came And then everything on Earth just kind of went up in flames And that's it Time to roll credits No time to go back and make another edit But not everybody perished on that fateful day In fact a lot of people went and hid themselves away And then the years passed And finally the dust settled People peeking out prepared to test their mettle But what they found out was that everything changed And our once proud society was put to shame So they set out To find their own deliverance But who knows if the planet had forgiven them I don't want to set the world on fire I just want to start a flame in your heart. So what exactly happened all those years ago? Well if you think about it You'll know That the governments Of the Earth were struggling See them on the television stammering and blubbering Talking bout some ish that they wish that they could tackle on And tensions increased from Bejing to Washington Everyone was talking bout economies And when the oil dried up Then the armies started marching feet War came Shores of America You could see the terror grasping the area Whole nation Hyped up in desperation Looking for answers Wishing for emancipation Never came Everything's a damn shame Angry mobs looking out for someone to blame Got people in the streets waving signs at the riot cops This is what the world looked like when the bomb dropped I don't want to set the world on fire I just want to start a flame in your heart. Deep underground I can outlast the whole world And I ain't coming out until the whole place burns And you can never doubt when I'm creeping out I bring the whole place down Know what I'm talking bout? Yes I think it would be best I you could blow the whole thing up and send the rest To start to change their minds Maybe we could do it this time Well I doubt it But hey, it's worth a try And everybody on the left Dead And everybody on the right Also dead And maybe in a couple hundred years we can get up And talk about it How bad we fucked the shit up Or maybe we'll still be exactly the same And start again trying to figure out who's to blame And who's the boss? Write another stanza Only thing we know is we all could stand up I don't want to set the world on fire I just want to start a flame in your heart.
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Make coffee in the future Replicators No haters Just buddha Smoke trees Chris like Luda Miss to the gifts that I get Sharpshooter Tango with Tanqueray Get a Birth Miracle Lillith Mae Then I Sit back and I laugh and play Cuz I get paid And I got it made And don't stay Mad cuz it do not work Sit around with a frown looking like a jerk Going downtown with a pint of Crown to search For the quick way out like a Captain Kirk Beam it up You going fast enough Warp 9 Impulse drive fired up Ben Sisko Let's get the station up There's a J. B. Fletcher in all of us I'm out in outer space I'm making you blast that bass Start bugging when you see my face I do it Yeah I do it I'm out in outer space I'm making you blast that bass Start bugging when you see my face I do it Yeah I do it Got a minute fore I'm out to lunch Then I'll be right back with a sack to punch And don't back me Every single track is dumb But I'll laugh when I outlast half of ya And if the words don't make sense I don't care That's me I'm doing what I want with air Gonna see My legendary stats are here Bust open the doors like a bombardier Time to drop Elbow from the top Rope keep wrestling going I can't stop Now I'm digging holes in places they grow crops Fertilize lands with the music I rock Everybody in space just throw your hands up Wave em all around and check out my butt Right in your face you're thinking like - What? Good goddamn! Dumps like a truck I'm out in outer space I'm making you blast that bass Start bugging when you see my face I do it Yeah I do it I'm out in outer space I'm making you blast that bass Start bugging when you see my face I do it Yeah I do it Verse 3 It's the place to be Right up near the end with the master key Chuck E. Cheese Ya better back off of these Tight jeans Pumping out the gasoline Jeez Now we set the place On fire Flames in the sky Can we get any higher? Analyse, you amazed - expire Judo chop Hot Shots and I'm tired So I'm laying back down to sleep Covers up I lie back counting sheep And to all the people still afraid to leave Your regrets are mistakes that you can't retrieve Yes I'm a little bit fancy Me and myself like Sid and Nancy I Used to ride in the back seat Now I'm grown Eggs like Chancey I'm out in outer space I'm making you blast that bass Start bugging when you see my face I do it Yeah I do it I'm out in outer space I'm making you blast that bass Start bugging when you see my face I do it Yeah I do it
6.
So Lazy 03:00
What up everybody, I'm lazy Got everybody saying I'm crazy All I ever hear is blah, blah, blah Cuz the pillows on my head have saved me And I don't even wanna get live I'm a spend the whole day online And when the fun dries up I can take a nap Sleeping fast all the way through time And I even got magic powers (SWAG) But I say fuck it yo, these are my hours And when the sun goes down then I might get up And go out just to take a shower Cuz I'm all fresh out of fucks And I'm really not out of luck Cuz today's my day to be lazy Everybody in the place shut up I'm lazy Lazy today And I ain't even getting out of bed So you can just go away Baby I'm lazy So lazy today And if I step foot out of the house It'll be a miracle they say Well, I do have things to do But think about it So do you And I don't even feel like standing up Much less trying to find my shoes And my band's called E-P-P (SHINE) And they always take care of me Drinking on the back porch after dark You know it's the place to be And I know that this song might suck But I thought I told y'all to shut up I'm too lazy to give no fucks I'm a just sit here right on my butt And I'm the best in the nerdcore game Even noobs know that I'm not playing I could even go Super Sayian But I won't You know what I'm saying? I'm lazy Lazy today And I ain't even getting out of bed So you can just go away Baby I'm lazy So lazy today And if I step foot out of the house It'll be a miracle they say.
7.
Drummahead 04:08
Hey I'm about to take some words and say them Over banging beats so I can rap em while I play them People wanna fuss about the things that I be doing wrong You don't like it you can go and make your own song How you gonna pick a winner sitting on the sidelines Least I'm trying and I'm kicking out my own rhymes I got people saying that They love me long time You just blah blahing it Call me when you gon' shine And I can feel it when the track is really blowing up Setting fires cuz I'm tired of the boring stuff Come original but still you wanna get with them Understand all these people like synonyms Just homophones You leave the song alone I'm in full color while you monitor in monochrome Fuck amazing I'm a leave you awestruck Watch the jaw drop Count em now they all nuts Tell me Why you try to act so tough? Everybody knows you've been attacked enough Now I'm the media Fake it till I make it I'm a take the world back home and date rape it Tell me Why you try to act so tough? Everybody knows you've been attacked enough Now I'm society I'm a keep you held back Till I'm inside you Baby can you feel that? I'm a make a new dance for y'all Step back Wiggle around but don't fall Cuz you'll look stupid Man, don't be such a try-hard In the new millenium we shopping at the Wal-Mart Low prices Now we'll do nicely Ninety-nine percent of people living in a nice dream Now it's time to wake up and notice all the old news People in the building still kicking it with old shoes What you gonna do? Tag up on the mattress Now you all confused and forgetting what the facts is You can send your faxes Letters in the mail That ain't gonna stop me from burning down the jail Ten Little Indians Eeney Meeney Miney Muzz But that wasn't what its first edition title was Agatha You didn't cover all your bases Doesn't matter though, cuz everybody's racist Tell me Why you try to act so tough? Everybody knows you've been attacked enough Now I'm the media Fake it till I make it I'm a take the world back home and date rape it Tell me Why you try to act so tough? Everybody knows you've been attacked enough Now I'm society I'm a keep you held back Till I'm inside you Baby can you feel that? Stupid ass dudes Lurking around, they so rude Bitching at me knowing that I just don't like their attitude Let's get em mad at you Tell em what you said Better yet Check the thoughts up in your head And just let em out Yeah, be a real American Hulkamania Now you wrestling with fate again Aw, watch your space man Keep you on the ground Now they own the sound Stop Can you hear me now? You afraid of me Cuz I'm turning into Galvatron Little Orphan Annie rolling up into the Pentagon Drop the bomb Turn the desert into glass sheets Doomsday coming, can you handle all the mass heat? Naw You just jabberjaw All these motherfuckers always think they on the ball I got one more Think that you can handle this? Only people that I really hate? Activists. Tell me Why you try to act so tough? Everybody knows you've been attacked enough Now I'm the media Fake it till I make it I'm a take the world back home and date rape it Tell me Why you try to act so tough? Everybody knows you've been attacked enough Now I'm society I'm a keep you held back Till I'm inside you Baby can you feel that?

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Benjamin Bear has emerged from his one-month hiatus to blow the roof and all the walls off of the nerdcore game! This album makes everyone else in the game look like stupid assholes. If you want to be the coolest person in your area, you need this album. Included are songs about cats, being really lazy, racism, Murder She Wrote, Agatha Christie, Fallout, and so much more! So stop reading this and get it now!

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released November 11, 2011

Everything written, performed, recorded, and mixed by Benjamin Bear @ Lost Woods Studios.

Special thanks always to the love of my life, and to my baby daughter, L


AND OF COURSE MY FANS >:|

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Benjamin Bear Fort Worth, Texas

In 1750, Benjamin Franklin was observed by over fifteen residents of Philadelphia as he branded an unidentified man with an Illuminati insignia. He was overheard telling one of his associates, “my work will be done once Benjamin Bear arrives to complete it.”

The reliability of these findings has been verified.

Benjamin Bear has arrived.
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