nerdcore

by Benjamin Bear

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Benjamin Bear has emerged from his one-month hiatus to blow the roof and all the walls off of the nerdcore game! This album makes everyone else in the game look like stupid assholes. If you want to be the coolest person in your area, you need this album. Included are songs about cats, being really lazy, racism, Murder She Wrote, Agatha Christie, Fallout, and so much more! So stop reading this and get it now!

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released November 11, 2011

Everything written, performed, recorded, and mixed by Benjamin Bear @ Lost Woods Studios.

Special thanks always to the love of my life, Indiana de la Cruz, and to my baby daughter, Lillith.


AND OF COURSE MY FANS >:|

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Benjamin Bear Reading, Pennsylvania

In 1750, Benjamin Franklin was observed by over fifteen residents of Philadelphia as he branded an unidentified man with an Illuminati insignia. He was overheard telling one of his associates, “my work will be done once Benjamin Bear arrives to complete it.”

The reliability of these findings has been verified.

Benjamin Bear has arrived.
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Track Name: I Said Shut Up
Hey
I think I changed the world today
I made friends with black guy, hung out with a gay
And we drove around
Doing black and gay things
We got offended when these assholes say things
We started protests and held up our signs
And yelled at people when they got out of line
And then we went to the malt shop and ordered some shakes
And everybody was incredibly great!
We watched a film
And we complained a lot
About
How minorities weren't part of the plot
We fought the man
And threw up our hands
And talked awhile about us starting a band
And then we got high
Because we're stereotypes
We tried to watch Glee
But it was nothing we liked
And it was so cool
And now you can face it
There's no way that I could ever be racist.


Ok
Now you be talking too much
I know that you're nuts
And probably touched
But dammit, I said shut up
Cuz I ain't giving a fuck
And people just keep saying the stuff
Why won't they shut up?
They do it day after day
I don't wanna stay
I can't get away
Why won't they shut up?
I still ain't giving a fuck
But they keep on flapping their gums

So
Stabble stabble, I'm the hammurderer
Got my drink mix and fancy furs
Sitting on top
Of the world
Baxter Stockman
Roborats taking over, watch my Walkman
That's an antique, you ain't gonna find that now
Pink lemonade
Walk it out and slap that cow
Take your shoes off
When you up inside my home
And don't disrespect my garden gnomes!
I came to waste things
Mostly myself
Ginger minger binging in the kitchen with help
And she's a sleestak
You better watch yourself
Shake ya ass
Come on down to Taco Bell
I can arrange that
Because I'm true to the game
Kamikaze pilots going down in flames
Keep it historical
World War, honey
Hoveround Tom Kruze show me the money

Ok
Now you be talking too much
I know that you're nuts
And probably touched
But dammit, I said shut up
Cuz I ain't giving a fuck
And people just keep saying the stuff
Why won't they shut up?
They do it day after day
I don't wanna stay
I can't get away
Why won't they shut up?
I still ain't giving a fuck
But they keep on flapping their gums
Track Name: Nyan Nyan (Kitty)
Hey little kitty kat
Hey yo what's up with that
You shooting rainbows out your back like a backpack
I'm taking back your facts
Hey look I'm real cool
Oh no I'm lying to you, I'm still a damn fool
But I don't care
Look how I'm rapping here
And everything I do I keep it crystal clear
You got nothing to fear
Because I'm really lame
And it'll be a fucking miracle if I get fame
But I'm a do this
And I'm a say that
And then I'll wave my arms and wear a stupid hat
Cuz I'm a wizard
Abracadabra
Make you disappear, reach out and then I grab ya
And then I light things
Using my lighter
Because that's how modern people mastered fire
You could write a whole essay about how bad I suck
But guess what?
I don't really give a fuck

And you can't be
Cooler than me
Baby, can't you see
I'm the best in history?
And yes, I am a nerd
Or haven't you heard?
I'm still hanging tough
So rough
So ruff.

So
Who's the man with the master plan?
Hey
It's that bear they call Benjamin
And I wanted to tell everyone I'm back again
But nobody cared
Cuz I ain't got no friends
And I'm on Facebook
Posting like I'm always drunk
And I ain't getting crunk
I'm just really bored and I think it's fun
People told me they want more of me acting dumb
So here's some random words
From a drug addled tongue
And I've been labeled as the worst of the worst
And at first it hurt
But I became alert
To the fact that these haters ain't got no taste
Cuz they'd rather sit around and suck each other's face
So do it
You can even put your back into it
Drop it to the ground and get the nasty fluid
What was I saying?
Well I forgot
So, find me in the club and drop it like it's hot

And you can't be
Cooler than me
Baby, can't you see
I'm the best in history?
And yes, I am a nerd
Or haven't you heard?
I'm still hanging tough
So rough
So ruff.
Track Name: A Song About My Name
B
Bear
On the track
Just in case you can't read
Or the place is packed
And I'm
A sexual astronaut
Man
I don't give a fuck if you wear pants or not
I'll take you out of this world and I'll leave you high
All you really get is a chance to try
And it's a nerdcore album, right?
(YEAH!)
Mario, Mario, Sonic and Nights
Swag, Shine, Onomatopoeia
Don't eat that or you'll get diarrhea
Don't be fat or they won't wanna see ya
Living in a world where you driving a Kia
Driving into work on a Sunday
That's my funday
Sit like a plane on a runway
Back
Forth
Side to side
I'm a literal electric slide

You know my name
Look up the number.

Rags
Riches
Swag
Bitches
Came in late with the lag
Ditch it
Going to the lake with my Dad
Fishing
Tell me where the fine ladies at?
Kitchen
Sandwich, Manwich
No I got standards
Hanging round my neck like I'm rocking a lanyard
Now I got a backstage pass
Tell these groupies that I don't want ass
Taking those classes
Dip in it molasses
Sitting in a pasture
Wishing I was faster
Last year
Everything is just like craft beer
Making fun of hipsters working as a cashier
Swag
So hip-hop
I don't need to flip-flop
Couldn't tell the time if you bought me a wristwatch
Yes, I know that it's basic
But face it
I just don't like bracelets.

You know my name
Look up the number.

Well I don't like Earth so much
Cuz everything's too damn dangerous
And I'm the kind of guy who's strange enough
To get blamed for the way that I make shit up
And I know that everybody worked hard
(HARD)
But it still sucked a whole lot of balls
(BALLS)
And if you want my respect, you can write a check
And make sure that you don't retard
And I'm just a guy
Keeping that faith alive
B-E-N-Ja-M-I-N B-E-A-R
I'm high
Oh my God
Look up at the stars
Thinking about space gets me so hard
So
Now that you know all about my name
You can get the fuck out my yard

You know my name
Look up the number.
Track Name: After The Fallout
Power isn't all it's cracked up to be
And here's a lesson you can learn
A little history
And this is a story all bout how
The whole damn world turned upside down
With just a little button press and then the silence came
And then everything on Earth just kind of went up in flames
And that's it
Time to roll credits
No time to go back and make another edit
But not everybody perished on that fateful day
In fact a lot of people went and hid themselves away
And then the years passed
And finally the dust settled
People peeking out prepared to test their mettle
But what they found out was that everything changed
And our once proud society was put to shame
So they set out
To find their own deliverance
But who knows if the planet had forgiven them

I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start a flame in your heart.

So what exactly happened all those years ago?
Well if you think about it
You'll know
That the governments
Of the Earth were struggling
See them on the television stammering and blubbering
Talking bout some ish that they wish that they could tackle on
And tensions increased from Bejing to Washington
Everyone was talking bout economies
And when the oil dried up
Then the armies started marching feet
War came
Shores of America
You could see the terror grasping the area
Whole nation
Hyped up in desperation
Looking for answers
Wishing for emancipation
Never came
Everything's a damn shame
Angry mobs looking out for someone to blame
Got people in the streets waving signs at the riot cops
This is what the world looked like when the bomb dropped

I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start a flame in your heart.

Deep underground
I can outlast the whole world
And I ain't coming out until the whole place burns
And you can never doubt when I'm creeping out
I bring the whole place down
Know what I'm talking bout?
Yes
I think it would be best
I you could blow the whole thing up and send the rest
To start to change their minds
Maybe we could do it this time
Well I doubt it
But hey, it's worth a try
And everybody on the left
Dead
And everybody on the right
Also dead
And maybe in a couple hundred years we can get up
And talk about it
How bad we fucked the shit up
Or maybe we'll still be exactly the same
And start again trying to figure out who's to blame
And who's the boss?
Write another stanza
Only thing we know is we all could stand up

I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start a flame in your heart.
Track Name: Outer Space Ditty
Make coffee in the future
Replicators
No haters
Just buddha
Smoke trees
Chris like Luda
Miss to the gifts that I get
Sharpshooter
Tango with Tanqueray
Get a
Birth Miracle
Lillith Mae
Then I
Sit back and I laugh and play
Cuz I get paid
And I got it made
And don't stay
Mad cuz it do not work
Sit around with a frown looking like a jerk
Going downtown with a pint of Crown to search
For the quick way out like a Captain Kirk
Beam it up
You going fast enough
Warp 9
Impulse drive fired up
Ben Sisko
Let's get the station up
There's a J. B. Fletcher in all of us

I'm out in outer space
I'm making you blast that bass
Start bugging when you see my face
I do it
Yeah I do it
I'm out in outer space
I'm making you blast that bass
Start bugging when you see my face
I do it
Yeah I do it

Got a minute fore I'm out to lunch
Then I'll be right back with a sack to punch
And don't back me
Every single track is dumb
But I'll laugh when I outlast half of ya
And if the words don't make sense I don't care
That's me
I'm doing what I want with air
Gonna see
My legendary stats are here
Bust open the doors like a bombardier
Time to drop
Elbow from the top
Rope keep wrestling going I can't stop
Now I'm digging holes in places they grow crops
Fertilize lands with the music I rock
Everybody in space just throw your hands up
Wave em all around and check out my butt
Right in your face you're thinking like - What?
Good goddamn!
Dumps like a truck

I'm out in outer space
I'm making you blast that bass
Start bugging when you see my face
I do it
Yeah I do it
I'm out in outer space
I'm making you blast that bass
Start bugging when you see my face
I do it
Yeah I do it

Verse 3
It's the place to be
Right up near the end with the master key
Chuck E. Cheese
Ya better back off of these
Tight jeans
Pumping out the gasoline
Jeez
Now we set the place
On fire
Flames in the sky
Can we get any higher?
Analyse, you amazed - expire
Judo chop Hot Shots and I'm tired
So I'm laying back down to sleep
Covers up
I lie back counting sheep
And to all the people still afraid to leave
Your regrets are mistakes that you can't retrieve
Yes
I'm a little bit fancy
Me and myself like Sid and Nancy
I
Used to ride in the back seat
Now I'm grown
Eggs like Chancey

I'm out in outer space
I'm making you blast that bass
Start bugging when you see my face
I do it
Yeah I do it
I'm out in outer space
I'm making you blast that bass
Start bugging when you see my face
I do it
Yeah I do it
Track Name: So Lazy
What up everybody, I'm lazy
Got everybody saying I'm crazy
All I ever hear is blah, blah, blah
Cuz the pillows on my head have saved me
And I don't even wanna get live
I'm a spend the whole day online
And when the fun dries up I can take a nap
Sleeping fast all the way through time
And I even got magic powers
(SWAG)
But I say fuck it yo, these are my hours
And when the sun goes down then I might get up
And go out just to take a shower
Cuz I'm all fresh out of fucks
And I'm really not out of luck
Cuz today's my day to be lazy
Everybody in the place shut up

I'm lazy
Lazy today
And I ain't even getting out of bed
So you can just go away
Baby I'm lazy
So lazy today
And if I step foot out of the house
It'll be a miracle they say

Well, I do have things to do
But think about it
So do you
And I don't even feel like standing up
Much less trying to find my shoes
And my band's called E-P-P
(SHINE)
And they always take care of me
Drinking on the back porch after dark
You know it's the place to be
And I know that this song might suck
But I thought I told y'all to shut up
I'm too lazy to give no fucks
I'm a just sit here right on my butt
And I'm the best in the nerdcore game
Even noobs know that I'm not playing
I could even go Super Sayian
But I won't
You know what I'm saying?

I'm lazy
Lazy today
And I ain't even getting out of bed
So you can just go away
Baby I'm lazy
So lazy today
And if I step foot out of the house
It'll be a miracle they say.
Track Name: Drummahead
Hey
I'm about to take some words and say them
Over banging beats so I can rap em while I play them
People wanna fuss about the things that I be doing wrong
You don't like it you can go and make your own song
How you gonna pick a winner sitting on the sidelines
Least I'm trying and I'm kicking out my own rhymes
I got people saying that
They love me long time
You just blah blahing it
Call me when you gon' shine
And I can feel it when the track is really blowing up
Setting fires cuz I'm tired of the boring stuff
Come original but still you wanna get with them
Understand all these people like synonyms
Just homophones
You leave the song alone
I'm in full color while you monitor in monochrome
Fuck amazing I'm a leave you awestruck
Watch the jaw drop
Count em now they all nuts

Tell me
Why you try to act so tough?
Everybody knows you've been attacked enough
Now I'm the media
Fake it till I make it
I'm a take the world back home and date rape it
Tell me
Why you try to act so tough?
Everybody knows you've been attacked enough
Now I'm society
I'm a keep you held back
Till I'm inside you
Baby can you feel that?

I'm a make a new dance for y'all
Step back
Wiggle around but don't fall
Cuz you'll look stupid
Man, don't be such a try-hard
In the new millenium we shopping at the Wal-Mart
Low prices
Now we'll do nicely
Ninety-nine percent of people living in a nice dream
Now it's time to wake up and notice all the old news
People in the building still kicking it with old shoes
What you gonna do?
Tag up on the mattress
Now you all confused and forgetting what the facts is
You can send your faxes
Letters in the mail
That ain't gonna stop me from burning down the jail
Ten Little Indians
Eeney Meeney Miney Muzz
But that wasn't what its first edition title was
Agatha
You didn't cover all your bases
Doesn't matter though, cuz everybody's racist

Tell me
Why you try to act so tough?
Everybody knows you've been attacked enough
Now I'm the media
Fake it till I make it
I'm a take the world back home and date rape it
Tell me
Why you try to act so tough?
Everybody knows you've been attacked enough
Now I'm society
I'm a keep you held back
Till I'm inside you
Baby can you feel that?

Stupid ass dudes
Lurking around, they so rude
Bitching at me knowing that I just don't like their attitude
Let's get em mad at you
Tell em what you said
Better yet
Check the thoughts up in your head
And just let em out
Yeah, be a real American
Hulkamania
Now you wrestling with fate again
Aw, watch your space man
Keep you on the ground
Now they own the sound
Stop
Can you hear me now?
You afraid of me
Cuz I'm turning into Galvatron
Little Orphan Annie rolling up into the Pentagon
Drop the bomb
Turn the desert into glass sheets
Doomsday coming, can you handle all the mass heat?
Naw
You just jabberjaw
All these motherfuckers always think they on the ball
I got one more
Think that you can handle this?
Only people that I really hate?
Activists.

Tell me
Why you try to act so tough?
Everybody knows you've been attacked enough
Now I'm the media
Fake it till I make it
I'm a take the world back home and date rape it
Tell me
Why you try to act so tough?
Everybody knows you've been attacked enough
Now I'm society
I'm a keep you held back
Till I'm inside you
Baby can you feel that?