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Wizard

by Benjamin Bear

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the big five - buzzing round in their hive closing like a fist on these common minds givin them a way to escape their lives all at the same time - makin it hard to survive the darkness - closing in - overcast - come again eyes everywhere watchin us and we let em in brave new world and we're all so complacent but we know not the danger we're facing manipulation - a standard practice video playback dulls reactions our perception is manifested they know we'll accept it's all been tested symbols, rituals, sacrifice animals ancient evil commin back intangible with no resistance they scheme and plot with great plans they will turn this world to rot There's an endless void outside your brain With a war locked down they hide the chain From the dawn of time till the end of your mind There are forces at work we can never define Close your eyes and strike the vein! All rise for the campaign: arcane! Manipulating hearts, so remorseless Use your own arts and defy dark forces! Quartz Relic: Conceal the movement use your illusion This is how we do it with the druid so fluent Recognize pain next to joy, time to realize The void will persist dont deny the otherside where Imagination gives birth to all things A weapon we can wield against the false kings A shield or defense but no cursed rings They're not worth all the madness we're demanded to bring And yeah, sometimes I'm anti empirical The fact we're still standing here thats a damn miracle Don't try to tell me that your world makes sense Everythings permitted in the absence of evidence Logic is one key science a door Where we walk these halls, some shine the floors It's a cycle of revival and death comes next With a wireless scythe man we gotta reconnect to the - great elite with their beast in the street i - cast my light to distract the weak you can't fight me i got a nasty streak and i don't mind makin everlasting peace and your dichotomy has gotta be contained and ceased cuz man has a right to be old and free and when the crowd gets big enough to take you down all the magic in the world won't help you now and i be dangerous cuz my soul is my own you'll never get ahold of my mind it's known you can't tempt me with glittering fallacy or lay claim on my own mortality you cant kill me i will live on even after death i will not be gone to the blackness you shall not win light will always shine to keep the darkness in
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Benjamin Bear: get magical spit my wizard flow put on my wizard hat get on my wizard robe put my staff in the air and let the magic flow main mage castin I gonna keep it mythical you can't pass me the rap game gandalf get ya hands up old like your grandma brush the sand off rub it on your shoulders gotta magic crystal rocked up like a boulder makin coffee put some magic on me step into the middle of a grave and make a zombie cuz this is wizardry this ain't no bitch ass magic gotta line around the block and imma see em all panic got dragon's blood and a magic sack o wizard leaves just what a wizard needs to do my wizard deeds i never physically call it into motion may it be cuz i got that notion Rappy McRapperson: a young paid mage and i spray sage smoking onna a-grade and i lead the brigade freeing the slaves and beating the plagues demons and beasts they get slayed in the cave it's so cavernous stay so ravenous welcome to the mage maze hazardous lazarus and wizard biceps they gotta stay strong just doing reps on a fifty pound wand on a hefty brown song king kong vietnam a young paid mage take my mom to prom i shave my mom's legs and she shaves my armpits slap you in the face saying wizards are harmless we farm this magic counting cabbage like a bad habit shotgun rabbits got the haters saying "dagnabbit" yet why do my vocals sound like crap? bbear put a curse on my vocal tracks MC Wreckshin: yo im an ancient wizard from the future got my swag back im complacent with your cooter let me take a stab at that vag i cast my magic missle in your mana pool i've had more children than a horny in heat animal i have more children than that wizadry hogwart school come at me girl my magic missle it will target you i'm startin too conjure you inside my crystal ball writing a new spell in my chamber think i missed your call you thinkin i am candid but i control the seasons everything that happened has happened for a reason cause girl i made it so, yo girl i made it snow conjured up a blizzard so you could not get home yo girl you want to get all up in my robe i'll pass on that your wizard sleeve is old banished to the friend zone mend those feelings with my magic you all up on my wand like you peeling a banana
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i keep on casting out the same spells that's what sells nobody knows but time will tell already go inside this shell keep on it don't repel from the days of old i keep the magic with it everyday for the last three thousand years i put this wizard in it where's your wand at? let's get em waving all around got a backseat full of fairy dust and we'll all be flying now i'm the baddest arcanic the wizard you can get with i be that kind of mage that you don't want up in your business what is up witch? get me sick don't play better hit me quick i'll repel send you something more toxic than hippie chicks i cast ridiculous you already be there but what is up with this you came here to battle bbear? you must beware take vitamins and work out every muscle know who you're fighting with this ain't no playground tussle i'm an archmage max level ancient power and when it comes to magic it's your soul i will devour magic flows eternal flowin outside of time keep it powered up super swag casting these rhymes yo where my wizards at? i know you're feeling this right my whole coven is just loving what we castin tonight yeah i can break your neck just by movin my head and i can summon ghouls just by raisin the dead my wicked sorcery is so more than just magic i float right up in the air so magically and cause you to panic take the atlantic and transport it to venus and mars i freed the elder gods by realigning the stars now what you gonna do true wizard for real i keep on flying high when i go by people cower in fear i got that mana tapped upkeep always my turn i got them creatures i can summon still got mp to burn you cannot step to me when i be castin these spells i keep on blazin like a ragin lion out of its cell this is my war cry know all the tricks of the trade oops i mean illusions michael i keep castin for days don't take it serious idiots don't be so green because my magic flows eternal like a mountainous stream magic flows eternal flowin outside of time keep it powered up super swag casting these rhymes yo where my wizards at? i know you're feeling this right my whole coven is just loving what we castin tonight
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robe and wizard hat - i put it on tricks up my sleeves and i'm bout to get blown from the days before cops and phones back when only legends were enshrined in poems i rolled with gnomes in their tiny homes all alone - with my magic tomes chillin out with dragons and collectin gold understatement - i am very old now sit back smoke that look at that wand checkin out the crystal gotta fly piece on drawback killin that go fast gone slip through time gonna go past dawn can i cast this oh shit here it comes now wicked is the shade of what's commin around better work that search that break that bottom something wicked gonna prey upon em Betty Rebel: quirky wit a staff - got my magic hat be bendin' space and time at will for the spell craft be chillin' in the hood - my hooded cloak - got that wizard swag key of solomon - dark magic castin w/ my black cat witchcraft so high - manipulatin' cosmos conjurin' up spirits to give me blow jobs your Malleus maleficarum - SUCK MY VAG all the five elements got my back stir that cauldron make it hot bubbling up with the potion - stop ancient runes and magic spells demons sleep in the bowels of hell make the sign and cast that charm wave that wand come and chant that song wizards witches fluid motion summon gods from beneath the ocean twerk that work that make em all dance cast hellfire from an arcane stance twist that wrist back incant hard capture souls in a crystal shard earth crack burn black turn back time undead creatures and creeping vines lightning frightening conjure up something wicked this way comes
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time traveler known wizard defender of camelot's king his mind shimmers destiny shall bring the light giver he travels backwards up through time's river anachronistic master of magic going through states the fates align tragic family sometimes comes back to hurt you wizards know that honor is virtue would you pick and choose the same path now knowing that the banner wasn't passed on down knowing that the magic here just can't be found knowing that the wizards here are underground the flame that would motivate here will it save the world from stepping into its grave? the same way that you helped us back then would you still believe in the goodness of men? and in a timeless spring time stops and our minds still lean to camelot everyday we sing of the once and future king and in our darkest hour we still draw on your mighty power your wisdom was your greatest thing for the once and future king Rose Wylin: Every wizard has a pastime -- Merlin's is to knit n grime makin night-caps with that knit, purl swag shine keepin' it real in his arcane robes Bespectacled magician turnin' haters into toads Sittin' cozy in our coop, sippin syrup, gurl it's teatime, high time We learn that fighting doesn't always equal power only thing to do is just to make the future brighter got a sad he'll tell you just to sit and ponder why the raven is just like the writing desk, ya ever wonder? Prophetic wanderer, Living backwards n inside out baddest wizard in the hemisphere, drippin' in clout bending minds into pretzels and dabbling in the celestial. Got your back in a pinch, yo own atticus finch. all the witches wanna get that ish swag so potent, it comin out his fingertips and in a timeless spring time stops and our minds still lean to camelot everyday we sing of the once and future king and in our darkest hour we still draw on your mighty power your wisdom was your greatest thing for the once and future king evil waits for the minute it can fight back power can corrupt it's enough tp turn the mind black who can say if the way you can ride is better than le fay with her anger to blindness straight to the mindless fate is a kindness the battle rages the age is timeless finding the sign is a sword encased in stone and a rock with a fate your facing pull it out and defend all doubt descend on your enemies they fall down depend on the entity don't stray never seen sixteen centuries still in our memories shining a mind like a golden star the courage to collect and respect this heart still in high esteem even though they schemers sorcerer born to protect these dreamers and in a timeless spring time stops and our minds still lean to camelot everyday we sing of the once and future king and in our darkest hour we still draw on your mighty power your wisdom was your greatest thing for the once and future king
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I'm a magical man with two magical hands and i've come to spread magic all over the land since the days of old sprites and elves i bring the fire so you might wanna check yourself i'm too funky but all these witches love me down ass wizards can't get enough of me hocus - straight to the pocus can't see me? y'all better focus locusts - i bringing plagues to the haters an ill rhyme sayer - grip the main layer al'thae teock tomuss ilvo lie kair i keep it hot like a dragon's lair still immortal but i'm young enough to save kingdoms and bring them the funky stuff no illusions - this is real ass magic y'all just mad cuz you just don't have it We some funky wizards / when you steppin to us you better check yourself for if you keep on steppin / we will cast an exit spell and you'll end up in hell (Quartz Relic) The rage of a black mage, I'll poop where I wanna All over your pizza watch me ruin a katana With my ten pound iguanas, bred in osaka I'm summonin Quetzalcoatl with these golden maraccas Yo when I'm rollin through go and shake that staff I'll be sippin on cold brews watching grass turn black Dropped bombs with Rydia so I went to Mysidia Got more than I could handle so they turned me to an animal Getttin my beast mode on you might call me Jesus, but honestly I'm more of a penis Put my wand in a cup I tend to cleanse diseases Fuck birds and bees I'm teaching all the young wizards About the worlds of skeez, and ralph bakshi Obscene like Palpatine I keep the spellbook nasty Shivers up my spine i got em binded tightly So succubi dont leave me dying when they ride me Time stops - i'll rewind and reverse it been so long - no need to rehearse it i got it perfect there is no copy dark forces - they can't stop me they keep trying to break these spells but their fate foretells of a great farewell we can all tell - they won't succeed cuz a light will shine in our time of need and the ancient ways will carry us to a brand new age of wisdom this magic's made for tearing up and breaking down the system through my prism - i can see it all their time is up when the kingdom falls just heed the call - we beaming up better check yourself when you step to us
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Ancient power mage swag now I conjure up Centuries of knowledge no your college ain't enough This is real magic ain't no Harry Potter wannabes Masterin the arts I got the power up inside of me Rap game sorcery / Throwin hot fire Chillin with my wizards in our magical attire Ice, lightning, master of the elements haters on my robe but they just ain't relevant wizard leaf - and i'm flaming it proper potions to the face cuz i'm a big shopper outer space hot like mercury burns like third degree witches wanna marry me rollin through time - ancient ruins in the present - so what we doin casting magic - number one speller takin shots to the face - old yeller y'all can't hang with me 'less you a mage black ones, white ones, red and blue - hey i don't discriminate - no anger look boy this is my world - topanga been a W back from the stone age where they don't play club all day up onstage twerkin on a model blast through time better work that throttle jerk that bottle come rub it all up trolls in the house i fuck em all up j k - got love for the troll game t's in the house put your hands up - role play get your wands out - know u got em wave em all around to the ground - hit bottom got a fat sack! - of magic leaves and i don't really care if they mad at me YTCracker: cooking in the cauldron with an eye of newt creating a concoction with the latest loot im astute well read im a student its said that the path to enlightenment is all in the head so you might catch this wizard sippin on the potion riding round the kingdom on a griffin prestidigitation is my mission bitch im a magician with the magic pimpin robe and thy hat thy rod and thy staff just a few of the accessories i rock on behalf of the wizard college that i graduated back in A.D. three not eighty - im immortal you see im immoral to some degree and i use up all my powers on that orally symbols on the gi go astral ben bear let em have it from our castle
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lemme tell you bout a man who's laying the law down wizarding officer serving his hometown magic powers holding it down this force trusted in the city crime don't pay it gets you busted these criminals they must be insane to think their campaign of terror could maintain the streets because this wizard got tricks way up his sleeve and they will receive a one way ticket to leave it's supernatural taking out the pimps and hustlers no good badniks and ol jimmy rustlers his wizard style is always guaranteed dynamite better leave the city if you know you ain't actin right i pity the fool who tries to damage the rule of law and order in the border of this city and duel he keeps it manifest - cuz that's his destiny if you doin evil then you'll become his enemy crime don't pay and this wizard don't play he got his robe on helping out the boys in blue make some noise for this wizard if you know what he do he keep the streets safe for kids and old ladies takin out the psychos who just wanna kill babies there's no case too big and no case to small all you do is summon he will answer your call i know you need that - and he's defending the innocent it's evident - he can conjure the evidence and make it stick - no more corruption of politics and money to follow it - he'll get rid of all of it so call him in - he's just the man for the job upholding the law and watching criminals fall he'll get all of the people who go bump in the night only man around - who gives evil a fright you know they named him - police wizard for real he's the kind of wizard make the crime disappear

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The evil wizards who run the music industry have gone too far! Benjamin Bear has had it up to here with this occult sorcery, and has dipped deep into his mana pool to provide the listener with some countermeasures against the evil magicks of the dark forces that seek to control the minds of America....nay, the entire world!

He can't do it alone, however....so he's enlisted the help of six of the most powerful wizards he knows. Together, they will fight the forces that threaten to claim your very soul for the ultimate darkness.

If you don't download this album, YOUR SOUL IS IN PERIL.

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released October 30, 2012

Produced, engineered, and mastered by Benjamin Bear at Lost Woods Studios.
All other wizards appear of their own volition.

Album cover photography by Indy
Art design by Benjamin Bear

Special praises and spells of prosperity go to:

Rose Wylin and Lillith Bear for being awesome members of my wizarding family.
Quartz Relic, MC Wreckshin, Rappy McRapperson, Betty Rebel, and YTCracker for lending me their magic in these dark times.
...and YOU for taking a stand against the Dark Ones.

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Benjamin Bear Fort Worth, Texas

In 1750, Benjamin Franklin was observed by over fifteen residents of Philadelphia as he branded an unidentified man with an Illuminati insignia. He was overheard telling one of his associates, “my work will be done once Benjamin Bear arrives to complete it.”

The reliability of these findings has been verified.

Benjamin Bear has arrived.
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